Stop “Singles Awareness Day” — Public Service Announcement

February 14th is Valentine’s Day, a celebration marked by the execution of two men named Valentine by the Roman Emperor Claudius II in the 3rd century A.D. However, that is a story for another time.

In our modern era, Valentine’s Day is a day for couples to book last minute dinner reservations and spend three minutes in the card aisle of a store usually meant for filling prescriptions you convince your doctor to keep prescribing. “I have anxiety when I fly. The pills help.” (But you haven’t flown in years.)