My Day of Thanksgiving
Here’s how I’ll spend my day.
Nov 24, 2022
Wake up and doom scroll
Ask myself, “how is it already Thanksgiving?”
Skip coffee and have a mimosa
Watch the parade
Try to not feel bad about being alone
Have another mimosa
Watch football
Scroll Instagram to see how everyone is spending their Thanksgivings
Open a bottle of wine
Order takeout
Watch Christmas movies to feel something
Avoid calls from family
Open more wine
Return calls to family
Guzzle wine
Eat the leftovers from takeout I was going to save for tomorrow
Fall asleep watching Christmas movies realizing I’ll do this all again on Christmas day
Happy Thanksgiving