Black Hole to Destroy Earth, Republicans Urge Americans to Continue Working

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A black hole has appeared in our solar system.

Earth, the Sun, and all the planets will soon perish from the universe forever.

Yet, Republicans urge Americans to continue going to work.

“Don’t panic. Think of your 401(k)s,” says the President.



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Ryan Redmond

Ryan Redmond

Writer of books, essays, short stories, and grocery lists that are replaced by takeout. Either drinking coffee or wine at the moment. | Twitter @iamryanredmond