Being Single Is Too Expensive

Do I want a relationship or just a lower cost of living?

Photo by Sharon McCutcheon on Unsplash

Have you looked for an apartment recently?

100 square foot studio. No air conditioning. Toilet is a bucket. Comes with hot plate. Pets not allowed, except for rats who co-inhabit the building. $2500 per month. Deposit $5000 and one organ (of your choosing!). This unit will go quick! Open house…

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Ryan Redmond

Ryan Redmond

Writer of books, essays, short stories, and grocery lists that are replaced by takeout. Either drinking coffee or wine at the moment. | Twitter @iamryanredmond